Carcabfut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, awesome snake.

Carcabfut created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Carcabfut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Carcabfut, she will turn you into a goat.

Carcabfut's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Carcabfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to horses while wearing gray jumpers.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.