Fagfabgov is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fast armadillo.

Fagfabgov created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagfabgov, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fagfabgov, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fagfabgov's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fagfabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Worship no other gods but Fagfabgov.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about dark matter near dolphins while wearing black scarves and balancing six silver spheres on your head.