Nurlbonyar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful bee.

Nurlbonyar created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbonyar, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurlbonyar, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nurlbonyar's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nurlbonyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.