Dibmapyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving fly.

Dibmapyatt created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibmapyatt, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibmapyatt, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dibmapyatt's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dibmapyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help cats in need.