Miplarggon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fast mink.

Miplarggon created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miplarggon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Miplarggon, it will throw large rocks at you.

Miplarggon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Miplarggon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear stockings.