Miplarggon is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, fast
mink.
Miplarggon created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Miplarggon, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Miplarggon, it will throw large rocks at you.
Miplarggon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Miplarggon's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Never wear stockings.