Hapruttag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful badger.

Hapruttag created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapruttag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hapruttag, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hapruttag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hapruttag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four copper sculptures of Hapruttag on top of important buildings.

2. Worship no other gods but Hapruttag.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.