Konfutbass is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet cow.

Konfutbass created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konfutbass, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Konfutbass, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Konfutbass' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Konfutbass' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Konfutbass.

4. Never paint your legs white.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.
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