Targhaszodstigwitwitrotkad is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, almighty
newt.
Targhaszodstigwitwitrotkad created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Targhaszodstigwitwitrotkad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Targhaszodstigwitwitrotkad, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Targhaszodstigwitwitrotkad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Targhaszodstigwitwitrotkad's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Retreat if five shrews approach from the west.
4. Never feed apples to otters while wearing dresses.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.