Targhaszodstigwitwitrotkad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, almighty newt.

Targhaszodstigwitwitrotkad created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targhaszodstigwitwitrotkad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Targhaszodstigwitwitrotkad, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Targhaszodstigwitwitrotkad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Targhaszodstigwitwitrotkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Retreat if five shrews approach from the west.

4. Never feed apples to otters while wearing dresses.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.