Lidbitlig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, able bat.

Lidbitlig created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Lidbitlig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lidbitlig, she will destroy your home planet.

Lidbitlig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lidbitlig's Holy Commandments

1. Lidbitlig loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

2. Hide if seven cats approach from the south.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Feed all hungry seals.
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