Pigvegmid is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate
warg.
Pigvegmid created gold two million years ago.
If you believe in
Pigvegmid, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Pigvegmid, he will cry a lot.
Pigvegmid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Pigvegmid's Holy Commandments1. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.
2. Pigvegmid loves moths, so they must be honoured.
3. Never talk about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing blue shorts.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.