Hudmumpit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful dryad.

Hudmumpit created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hudmumpit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hudmumpit, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hudmumpit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hudmumpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed lentils to seals while wearing boots.

5. Do not stand on grass.