Cadzedtimripbogvigpomwat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful crocodile.

Cadzedtimripbogvigpomwat created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadzedtimripbogvigpomwat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cadzedtimripbogvigpomwat, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cadzedtimripbogvigpomwat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cadzedtimripbogvigpomwat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Cadzedtimripbogvigpomwat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always wear fawn.