Wigmadsasnurlpigjambotsab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, clever chicken.

Wigmadsasnurlpigjambotsab created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigmadsasnurlpigjambotsab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wigmadsasnurlpigjambotsab, she will turn you into a slug.

Wigmadsasnurlpigjambotsab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Wigmadsasnurlpigjambotsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wigmadsasnurlpigjambotsab.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wigmadsasnurlpigjambotsab.