Tikabjig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic yak.

Tikabjig created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikabjig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tikabjig, he will not invite you to parties.

Tikabjig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tikabjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away from yellow ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shave your neck.