Nillgidtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, emotional wyvern.

Nillgidtetti created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillgidtetti, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nillgidtetti, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nillgidtetti's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nillgidtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always help snails.

3. Nillgidtetti loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the south.