Sitbonveg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient hydra.

Sitbonveg created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbonveg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sitbonveg, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sitbonveg's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sitbonveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Retreat if five birds approach from the south.

4. Worship no other gods but Sitbonveg.

5. Never leap near cats.