Fubbensis is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, cheerful porpoise.

Fubbensis created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbensis, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubbensis, he will turn you into a tree.

Fubbensis' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fubbensis' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Fubbensis in the centre of the settlement.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.