Shavbogflagpit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical chicken.

Shavbogflagpit created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbogflagpit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Shavbogflagpit, he will curse you with boils.

Shavbogflagpit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Shavbogflagpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Shavbogflagpit's name in vain.

2. You must love Shavbogflagpit.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never feed spinach to eagles while wearing red ear rings.