Mipbugbat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented bird.

Mipbugbat created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbugbat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mipbugbat, she will turn you into a rock.

Mipbugbat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mipbugbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.
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