Cimhunnull Fligfubshav is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying cow.

Cimhunnull Fligfubshav created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cimhunnull Fligfubshav, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cimhunnull Fligfubshav, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cimhunnull Fligfubshav's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cimhunnull Fligfubshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cimhunnull Fligfubshav in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.