Yokpinfad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, vain whale.

Yokpinfad created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Yokpinfad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yokpinfad, it will destroy your favourite star.

Yokpinfad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Yokpinfad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yokpinfad.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Retreat if three ducks approach from the west.