Dudmipdoss Bepnatarn is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless warg.

Dudmipdoss Bepnatarn created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudmipdoss Bepnatarn, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dudmipdoss Bepnatarn, she will not care at all.

Dudmipdoss Bepnatarn's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dudmipdoss Bepnatarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing green coats and balancing three gold spheres on your legs.

5. You must pray to Dudmipdoss Bepnatarn six times a day.