Bellmumsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane fairy.

Bellmumsaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellmumsaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bellmumsaf, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bellmumsaf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bellmumsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Bellmumsaf must be the most important thing in your life.

2. You must pray to Bellmumsaf four times a day.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Do not take Bellmumsaf's name in vain.