Fligtafbad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, two-faced jackal.

Fligtafbad created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligtafbad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fligtafbad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fligtafbad's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fligtafbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near geese while wearing violet corsets and balancing nine tin spheres on your back.