Shavpakrillcidminvonfobwap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tiresome skunk.

Shavpakrillcidminvonfobwap created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Shavpakrillcidminvonfobwap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Shavpakrillcidminvonfobwap, she will make you grow a tail.

Shavpakrillcidminvonfobwap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Shavpakrillcidminvonfobwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.