Stikbossnell is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent
whale.
Stikbossnell created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stikbossnell, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Stikbossnell, she will turn you into a slug.
Stikbossnell's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Stikbossnell's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Stikbossnell on top of all buildings.
3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Respect your elders.