Stikbossnell is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent whale.

Stikbossnell created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbossnell, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stikbossnell, she will turn you into a slug.

Stikbossnell's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Stikbossnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Stikbossnell on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect your elders.
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