Targbissmob is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable hedgehog.

Targbissmob created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Targbissmob, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Targbissmob, it will send you a sign.

Targbissmob's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Targbissmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.