Tarcemgat Camlimtagfit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unjust jaguar.

Tarcemgat Camlimtagfit created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Tarcemgat Camlimtagfit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarcemgat Camlimtagfit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tarcemgat Camlimtagfit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tarcemgat Camlimtagfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to pigs while wearing blue skirts.

5. You must never eat carrots.