Badzedhub is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable armadillo.

Badzedhub created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Badzedhub, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Badzedhub, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Badzedhub's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Badzedhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never wear red shirts.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hop in holy places.