Fosswiktin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful deer.

Fosswiktin created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosswiktin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fosswiktin, it will turn you into a mole.

Fosswiktin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fosswiktin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed parsnips to grasshopers while wearing white stockings.