Fumziglit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying fairy.

Fumziglit created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumziglit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fumziglit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fumziglit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fumziglit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing magenta kilts and balancing eight copper spheres on your back.