Wikgatvid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, idiotic mole.

Wikgatvid created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Wikgatvid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wikgatvid, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Wikgatvid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wikgatvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wikgatvid.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wikgatvid.