Tunbiggil is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome manatee.

Tunbiggil created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunbiggil, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunbiggil, it will think nothing of it.

Tunbiggil's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tunbiggil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near mites while wearing red trousers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.