Rapdusspak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent finch.

Rapdusspak created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapdusspak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rapdusspak, she will make you grow a tail.

Rapdusspak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rapdusspak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Rapdusspak.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Do not chop down trees.