Capcebappfatbass is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, humorless slug.

Capcebappfatbass created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capcebappfatbass, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Capcebappfatbass, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Capcebappfatbass' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Capcebappfatbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Learn six new languages a year.