Ripmabort is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered grasshopper.

Ripmabort created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripmabort, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ripmabort, she will torture you forever.

Ripmabort's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Ripmabort's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ripmabort.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Hide if five mites approach from the east.