Zodlargarn is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered ferret.

Zodlargarn created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodlargarn, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zodlargarn, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zodlargarn's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Zodlargarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Zodlargarn in the centre of the settlement.