Carvig is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, calm
raccoon.
Carvig created humankind six million years ago.
If you believe in
Carvig, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Carvig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Carvig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Carvig's Holy Commandments1. Never write about asteroids.
2. Run away if five mites approach from the north.
3. Never think about ultrasonics.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never play with disobedient children.