Jammisbapstipminsidwee is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody octopus.

Jammisbapstipminsidwee created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jammisbapstipminsidwee, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jammisbapstipminsidwee, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jammisbapstipminsidwee's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jammisbapstipminsidwee's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always obey Jammisbapstipminsidwee's priests.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Jammisbapstipminsidwee first in all things.