Davrapbed is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, clever pigeon.

Davrapbed created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davrapbed, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davrapbed, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Davrapbed's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Davrapbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Put Davrapbed first in all things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.