Loopcidbit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring jellyfish.

Loopcidbit created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Loopcidbit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Loopcidbit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Loopcidbit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Loopcidbit's Holy Commandments

1. Loopcidbit loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about dark matter near horses while wearing red trousers and balancing five lead spheres on your arms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.