Joncutdum is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic
wolf.
Joncutdum created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Joncutdum, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Joncutdum, it will send you a sign.
Joncutdum's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Joncutdum's Holy Commandments1. Joncutdum must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.