Cudfabafcebtimflabpid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful wasp.

Cudfabafcebtimflabpid created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudfabafcebtimflabpid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cudfabafcebtimflabpid, it will remove you from existence.

Cudfabafcebtimflabpid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cudfabafcebtimflabpid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Hide from mauve birds for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. You must love Cudfabafcebtimflabpid.