Dagtunmut is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, benevolent frog.

Dagtunmut created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Dagtunmut, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dagtunmut, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dagtunmut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dagtunmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing three gold spheres on your face.
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