Capfossratsog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful pigeon.

Capfossratsog created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capfossratsog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Capfossratsog, he will cry a lot.

Capfossratsog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Capfossratsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.