Capfossratsog is a god.
He takes the form of a large, boastful
pigeon.
Capfossratsog created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Capfossratsog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Capfossratsog, he will cry a lot.
Capfossratsog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Capfossratsog's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.
2. Do not shave your back.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.