Ganfenfag is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring
mouse.
Ganfenfag created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ganfenfag, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Ganfenfag, he will turn you into a sheep.
Ganfenfag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Ganfenfag's Holy Commandments1. Run away from indigo dogs, for they are unholy.
2. Ganfenfag loves swans, so they must be honoured.
3. Never hurt tortoises.
4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.
5. Put Ganfenfag first in all things.