Volbityattdim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent mink.

Volbityattdim created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volbityattdim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Volbityattdim, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Volbityattdim's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Volbityattdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Volbityattdim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Always help sick mice.