Migtettivegjonlinyiklarnwat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, boastful lion.

Migtettivegjonlinyiklarnwat created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Migtettivegjonlinyiklarnwat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Migtettivegjonlinyiklarnwat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Migtettivegjonlinyiklarnwat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Migtettivegjonlinyiklarnwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Fast once a month.