Migtettivegjonlinyiklarnwat
is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, boastful
lion
.
Migtettivegjonlinyiklarnwat
created a strange quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Migtettivegjonlinyiklarnwat
, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Migtettivegjonlinyiklarnwat
, it will destroy your favourite star.
Migtettivegjonlinyiklarnwat's
most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Migtettivegjonlinyiklarnwat's Holy Commandments
1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never mention porpoises.
4. Do not hurt eagles.
5. Fast once a month.
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