Faglunven is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing fairy.

Faglunven created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Faglunven, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Faglunven, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Faglunven's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Faglunven's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Faglunven.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never talk about galaxies.
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