Kinhugham is a god.

She takes the form of a small, almighty pigeon.

Kinhugham created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Kinhugham, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kinhugham, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kinhugham's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Kinhugham's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kinhugham first in all things.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Pray towards the south.